200+ Nerdy Pick up Lines For You To Attract Other Person

There are many popular nerdy pick up lines that guys use on hot chicks. However, if you want to be unique, then I highly recommend you use nerdy pickup lines. Although these may not be as effective as others, they will surely make your target smile.

In this article, you can find our huge collection of nerdy pick up lines you can use in verbal or electronic communication.

Nerdy Pick up Lines

Nerdy Pick up Lines

“If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.”

“My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.”

“Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.”

“I’d like to calculate the slope of those curves.”

“You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.”

“I’m not being obtuse, but you’re an acute girl.”

“Are you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be tangent to your curves!”

“I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.”

“You’ve got the curves; I’ve got the angles.”

“I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never-ending.”

“I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?”

“You are one well-defined function!”

“Every function without you will always be void of love.”

“Can I have your significant digits?”

“My love for you goes on like the number pi.”

“If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.”

“Are you a 90-degree angle? ‘Cause you’re looking right.”

“My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.”

“My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it is always increasing.”

“If I was cosine squared and you were sin squared we would be one.”

“How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the seven digits of your phone number?

“You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.”

“I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?”

“By looking at you, I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.”

“You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.”

You May Also Like To Visit:

Pick Up Lines For Guys

Pick Up Lines For Flirting

Best Nerdy Pick up Lines

“I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. [Girl: What?] You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number. “

“The derivative of my love for you is 0 because my love for you is constant.”

“I’m good at math… let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!”

“Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.”

“If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!”

“In an infinite number of universes, I´d pick you in all of them.”

“Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna is having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.”

“Show me what you got under that shirt.”

“We gotta get naked so the Somalian space pirates can´t see us.”

“Are you the Rick J-19ζ7 to my Jerry? Because you look like you’ve got your priorities in order.”

“Show me what you got!”

“Are you the Rick and Morty community? Because I want to leave you on edge for a long ass time while a build up a thunderous conclusion.”

“Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked son!”

“I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away!”

“You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.”

“Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.”

“If you were part of a leaf, you’d be a cuticle.”

“When I met you, it felt like moving from two-dimensional chromatography to fluorescence-based sequencing.”

“Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.”

“Girl, your name must be Phylum, because you are above class.”

“My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!”

Flirty And Nerdy Pick up Lines

“I’ve been single-stranded too long! Lonely TCGTATGG would like to pair up with congenial AGCATACC.”

“Are you a glucose gradient? Cause I’m tumbling randomly in your direction.”

“Babe, you’re sending out excitatory neurotransmitters and I think there is an action potential.”

“Hey baby, do you feel like A CAC ATTAC? Perhaps A CAC GAG?”

“I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.”

“Like metagenomics on conventional genome sequence, you’ve shown me that there is so much more to the world than I used to see.”

“When I first saw you I thought you were a mutant because you have such freakishly good looks.”

“Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA. (yes, technically this wouldn’t happen, but use your imagination!)”

“If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.”

“If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.”

“I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.”

“Girl do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.”

“Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?”

“You are the A to my T and the C to my G.”

“I’m Homozygous recessive. Wanna do a test cross?”

“Are you a start codon? Because you’re turning me on!”

“Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!”

“You are like cholesterol cause you are dangerous to my heart.”

“Baby, you give me sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia every time I see you.”

“Do you think our blood types [Rh factors, whatever] are compatible?”

“I may be a microbiologist but your biology is macro!”

Nerdy Dirty Pick up Lines

“I knew there was more to you than money!”

“I am on a diplomatic mission… To totally make out with you.”

“You definitely belong up here in the clouds.”

“Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”

“Are you a Sith Lord? Because I’ve Fallen for you.”

“I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.”

“R4 is red R2 is blue. If I was the force, I’d be with you.”

“You’re the droid I’ve been looking for.”

“Not a Dagobah that I don’t think about you.”

“You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar.”

“I can’t help it – I am trapped in the gravitational field of your eyes!”

“You’re endor-able!”

“Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.”

“I have a bad feeling about this.”

“We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.”

“Will you be the adenine to my thymine?”

“Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”

“Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.”

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

“I think my heart just lagged.”

“Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.”

“I’m not staring; I’m just stuck in a loop.”

“If you were a browser, you’d be called FireFoxy.”

“If I were an operating system, your process would have top priority.”

“You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.”

“If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you’d create a leak. Because I’d never delete you from my life.”

“If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.”

Top Nerdy Pick up Lines

“The Force will guide our actions.”

“A life without you would be like a computer without an OS.”

“You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.”

“Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base belong to you.”

“You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.”

“If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I’d become a dangling pointer because girl, I’ll never stop writing to you.”

“How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?”

“You can unzip my files anytime.”

“If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?”

“You’re hotter than a data center!”

“Why it’s not good to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.”

“My Creeper (Minecraft) gets excited when it sees how hot you look.”

“You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising… in my pants!”

“If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.”

“Hey, girl do you play Minecraft? Because if you do, I sure wanna play creatively with you!”

“Jedi Mind Trick: This is the geek you’re looking for.” (waves hand)

“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Battlestar Galactica marathon on right now on the Sci-Fi channel?”

“I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.”

“You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!”

“I hope you’re an ISO file because I’d like to mount you.”

“You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.”

“Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.”

“Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!”

Nerdy Pick up Lines

“You got me stuck on Caps Lock if you know what I mean.”

“How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?”

“Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?”

“Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.”

“It’s like Beauty and the Beast. I’m the Beauty you are the Beast.”

“You’re my Cinderella, Ella.”

“Do you remember my name? You Don’t? You Dumbo.”

“Dang girl, are you Dory from Finding Nemo? Because I know you remember me!”

“You have really nice eyes. You remind me of Quasimodo.”

“I lie only because they used to call me the Lion King.”

“I’d dress in drag and do the hula for you.”

“You Make My Heart Soar Higher Than Pixie Dust.”

“Dang girl, are you Wall-E? Because you haven´t said a word but I´m totally into you.”

“Do you happen to have a band-aid? Cupid just shot me in the heart.”

“You look a lot like my third wife (this next really deserves a “Vaudevillian” style rimshot) …of course, I’ve only been married twice!”

“I’m having a really bad day and it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?”

“Are you spring? Because you have me twitterpated.”

“Aye Mary — youze Poppin’.”

“Like a Disney DVD, I’m enhanced with Fast Play.”

“Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.”

“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.”

“You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and Me together.”

“Forget hydrogen; you’re my number one element.”

“Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.”

More Nerdy Pick up Lines

“Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.”

“You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.”

“If you were an element you’d be Francium because you’re the most attractive.”

“Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?”

“Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the O-Ne.”

“Baby you just turned my bronze into iron!”

“You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.”

“You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.”

“You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!”

“Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?”

“I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!”

“You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.”

“Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic, and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS!”

“Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?”

“Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.”

“If you were a sheep I would clone you!”

“If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.”

“You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total babe.”

“You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.”

“Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.”

“Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.”

“Your lab or my lab?”

“If you were a sheep I would clone you!”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *