Clever Pick Up Lines: [100+ Pick Up Lines Collection]

If you’re extremely trying to find a perfect relationship, then to start out the conversation with clever pick up lines is very important as at your 1st meet you’re all unaware of the person. using does 2 things; 1st, it lets dater develops an interest in you and second it cuts lot bullshit. One issue that determines that clever pick up lines to use on guys or girls can work or not is confidence and trust in yourself. If you wanna walk over a hundred certainties, then make use of this best clever pick up lines.



Clever Pick Up Lines

  • Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what that’s made of? Boyfriend material.

  • Your eyes are clearer than the ocean. I can see right through to your soul.

  • Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.

  • When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

  • You must be the square root of two. Cause I feel irrational around you.

  • My friend over there thinks you’re kind of cute, but I don’t think so. I think you’re gorgeous.

  • Hey pretty, do you wanna date me? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.

  • I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

  • You’re my favorite weakness!

  • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite one.

  • Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

  • What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

  • Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

  • If I followed you home tonight, would you promise to keep me?

  • Do you live in a cornfield, cause I’m stalking you?

  • I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.

  • I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.

  • Are you a beaver? Cause dam!

  • Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

  • How about we flip a coin? If it lands on heads, you’re mine. If it lands on tails, I’m all yours.

  • Our smiles should touch now!

Clever Pick Up Lines For Her

  • Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti Full.

  • Do you happen to love water? Good. That means that you love 80% of me.

  • Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

  • With guns like these who needs a phaser?

  • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

  • Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.

  • If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

  • I’m Not Actually This Tall. I’m Sitting on My Wallet.

  • Are you related to Yoda? Cause YO DALICIOUS.

  • If you were a fruit you’d be a fine apple.

  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

  • Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.

  • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

  • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated with you.

  • Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I’m feeling a connection.

  • I want you to be my emergency contact person.

  • If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

  • If someone invented the time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you’d be able to travel back in time, no problem.

  • I’m infatuated with you!

  • I want someone to look at me the way I look at the chocolate cake.

  • Please stop looking so attractive, I’m trying to stop liking you.

  • I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly. Because I like you!

  • You’re my cup of tea.

Clever Pick Up Lines For Him

  • Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.

  • Are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

  • On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

  • Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAAAAAAAMMMMM GIRL!

  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

  • If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

  • I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
    From “Hitch”

  • We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You…complete me.
    From “Jerry Maguire”

  • I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. From “Napoleon Dynamite”

  • Are you stalking me? Because that would be super!
    From “Van Wilder”

  • You know, when you blow out the match, it’s an invitation to kiss you.
    From “Flesh and the Devil”

  • You make me want to be a better man.
    From “As Good As It Gets”

  • Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?
    From “Casablanca”

  • The thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.
    From “Bridget Jones’s Diary”

  • I want all of you. Forever. Every day.
    From “The Notebook”

  • I don’t bite, you know… unless it’s called for.
    From “Charade”

Clever Pick Up Lines For Guys

  • I don’t exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex?
    From “A Beautiful Mind”

  • Take me to bed or lose me forever.
    From “Top Gun”

  • You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat.
    From “No Strings Attached”

  • I know a girl who is interested in you. If I was not so terribly shy, I’d let you know.

  • Are you as gorgeous on the inside as you are on the outside?

  • You are like the best coffee: tall, dark and strong.

  • You are hotter than a sunburn.

  • Aren’t you the guy who was going to get me a drink?

  • Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

  • There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

  • Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

  • “I’m Not Actually This Tall. I’m Sitting on My Wallet.”

  • Is Your Name WiFi? Because I’m Really Feeling a Connection

  • If Looks Could Kill, You’d Be a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

  • Girl, if You Were Words on a Page, You’d Be Fine Print.

  • Hi, Do You Have a Few Minutes for Me to Hit on You?

  • Do you have a napkin? You’re making me wet

  • Want to give me an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under

Clever Pick Up Lines For Girls

  • Are you a candle because I wanna blow you

  • How many women can you handle?

  • My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?

  • You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill

  • Do you believe in love at first swipe?

  • How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?

  • Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

  • I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

  • Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?

  • You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen

  • Do you smoke pot? Because we’d be cute together.

  • You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.

  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

  • On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

  • If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!

  • I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bedrock.

  • Your body’s name must be Visa because it’s everywhere I want to be.

  • I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

  • Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Clever Pick Up Lines For Tender

  • Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

  • Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs.

  • You with those curves, and me with no brakes.

  • Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!

  • Save a horse — ride a cowboy.

  • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

  • Inheriting eighty million bucks don’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

  • If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

  • What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

  • Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

  • Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

  • I have a six-inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears

  • My boys over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

  • “Do you come here often?” Let’s face it.  It’s simple, straightforward, and very uncomplicated.

  • “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and me together.”  Who doesn’t enjoy a little drunken alphabetizing?

  • “You must be tired coz you’ve been running through my mind all night!”  I swear this one has been around since I can’t even remember…

Best Clever Pick Up Lines
  • “I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”  Might just work if you were actually good looking and charming. Otherwise, don’t count on it!

  • “Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”  What doesn’t woman like being referred to as an angel? Oh, I know, women getting picked up in bars, that’s who. They’d rather be called devils, in and out of bed.

  • “What’s your sign?” Apparently, this one is for the books! This has 70’s disco written all over it. I’d ask my mom if someone ever tried it on her but I’m afraid of what she just might tell me (shudder).

  • “Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”  Any confident woman might just tell you that she’s definitely an expensive parking ticket. You gotta pay to park your car in her garage.

  • “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”  Cue women all bursting out a chorus of, “Guilty!”

  • “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”  This line is pathetic and hilarious, it all depends on your delivery. See how the girl reacts. If you get a slap on the face, then don’t ever dare use this line ever again.

  • “That dress is beautiful, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.”  This is one of those lines where you really hope the woman is a little more devil than a nun.


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