200+ Best Corny Pick-Up Lines For Perfect Flirting With Your Crush

Corny Pick Up Lines

Corny pick up lines are fairly high risk and generally work on romantics or if you catch somebody off-guard. Using corny pick up lines to humor somebody or to break a period of silence could be a better bet than using one as an opener to get a date. These corny pick up lines should usually be restricted to humorous around with people you already know or if you are fully drunk and oblivious to the results such as a slap or a drink in your eye.

Corny Pick Up Lines

Corny Pick Up Lines

Are you French because Eiffel for you?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

If you were a steak you would be well done.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Are you a cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!

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Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!

Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

Are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and Me together.

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

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Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.

Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.

Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes?

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower? Because dammmm.

Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you?

Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the greatest.

If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

Wow, when God made you he was showing off.

If beauty were time, you’d be the eternity.

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

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Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.

If you were a fruit you’d be a fine apple.

I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.

Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.

Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you.

Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart

Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming?

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.

There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?

I’ve seemed to have lost my number, can I have yours?

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

Corny Pick Up Lines

Sneak in beside her* Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

When God made you, he was showing off.

*Ask a person for the time* 9:15? So today is November 15, 2015, at 9:15 PM. Thanks! I just want to remember the exact moment I met the woman of my dreams.

How on earth do you do that?!? *Girl, confused: “What?”* Look so exquisitely beautiful!

If you were Christmas, then I would be the Grinch who stole you.

Are you going to kiss me…or do I have to lie to my diary?

There’s something wrong with my phone, can you fix it? *Girl: “Why? What’s wrong?”* Your number’s not in it.

Hold it, I think you have something in your eye. Oh, that’s just a twinkle…

Aside from being sexy, what else do you do?

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears.

I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

Do you know what I am made of? Boyfriend material?

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on!

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. *Girl: “Why?”* Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Hi, I think I’m lost. Can I ask for directions? *Girl: “To where?”* To your heart.

Best Corny Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Oh no, I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

You’re the only girl I love now…but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you “Mommy.”

Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?

Hey girl, don’t frown. You’ll never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

Can I follow you home? ‘Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long because I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I’d have a whole galaxy in my hand.

Wow, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

If happiness started with an H, then why does mine start with U?

You know what? If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I really like you a latte.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

Is your dad a drug dealer? ‘Cause you’re so dope you make me high!

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Smoking is hazardous to your health…and damn girl, you’re killing me!

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how amazing you look.

I without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, and a sentence without spaces.

Most people like to watch the Olympics because it only happens once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you because the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

If this bar were a meat market, you are the prime rib.

You know what I do for a living? I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

I like Legos. So if you like Legos too, Lego build a relationship.

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Even if a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they would never create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent because you never leave my mind.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Bottom Line

From the subtle to the funny to the really absurd, these lighthearted corny pick up lines will definitely get any girl’s attention and make her smile. Whether it ends up in a romantic evening at your place or a full-blown relationship is all up to you. So go out there, try out these hilarious lines, and have fun!

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