Would you Rather Questions for Couples [200+ Questions List]

would you rather questions for couples

Would You Rather Questions For Couples

Would you rather questions have been a source of enjoyment for and throughout generations. This article consists of over 150 would you rather questions for couples that are bound to make the time spent with your significant other, a lot of fun!

would you rather questions for couples

From schoolyard silliness, to drunken adult antics, being forced to pick from two or more similarly ideal or unwanted would you rather questions for couples is most certainly going to leave your significant other in a puzzle.

Would you rather…

  1. Cuddle up in front of a fireplace or light your fire in bed?
  2. Wrestle naked in a pool of Jello or chocolate pudding?
  3. Be completely hairless or completely covered in hair?
  4. Take a bubble bath or a steamy shower?
  5. Cuddle in the morning or at night?
  6. Be on top or on the bottom?
  7. Sweat profusely in the bedroom or have insatiable dry-mouth?
  8. Be kinky or be romantic?
  9. Fart in the bedroom or belch while kissing?
  10. Lose your sense of feeling during love or lose your sense of taste?
  11. Tease with hot wax or with ice cubes?
  12. Play teacher’s pets or play doctor?
  13. Have your man dress as a manly lumberjack or a sharp-dressed man?
  14. Make whoopee in your parents’ bed or at a mattress store?
  15. Accidentally send a dirty text to your boss or a sexy voicemail to your mom?
  16. Talk dirty to me over the phone or through text/picture messages?
  17. Make out at the movies or in the back seat of my car?
  18. Make love on a beach or in a Jacuzzi?
  19. Have your girl dress as a sexy librarian or exotic dancer?
  20. Get a massage with peanut butter or maple syrup?

20 Sexy Would You Rather Questions For Couples

Would you rather…

  1. French kiss Betty White or Miley Cyrus?
  2. Take a body shot off of me or me take a body shot off of you?
  3. Walk in on your parent’s making love or have them walk in on you?
  4. Be caught in the act by a cop or your in-laws?
  5. Do it in 32° weather or in 100° weather?
  6. Have your hair pulled or scratches on your back?
  7. Be naked once in public or be a ‘never-nude’?
  8. Have a hickey or give a hickey?
  9. Walk in on your best friend naked or have your best friend walk in on you naked?
  10. Have a naked picture of you become an internet meme or be caught on camera naked during a live newscast?
  11. Be in a bad relationship for the rest of your life or have no so for the rest of your life?
  12. Wear comfortable clothes or fashionable clothes?
  13. Stay in or go out for a date?
  14. Be infamous in history books or be forgotten after your death?
  15. Spend $5,000 on traveling or on a physical item like a TV?
  16. Die in 20 years with no regrets or die in 50 years with many regrets?
  17. Be waited on hand foot by a jealous so or split chores 50 / 50 with a trusting so?
  18. Lose all of your money and valuables or all of the pictures you have ever taken?
  19. Work in an office doing paperwork or outside building something? 
  20. Go to jail for 4 years for something you didn’t do or get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught?

20 Fun Would You Rather Questions For Couples

Would you rather…

  1. Work a morally questionable job that makes a lot of money or a job that helps a lot of people but doesn’t make much money?
  2. Be transported permanently 500 years into the future or 500 years into the past?
  3. Never be able to use a touchscreen or never be able to use a keyboard and mouse?
  4. Never be able to eat meat or never be able to eat vegetables?
  5. Be a practicing doctor or a medical researcher?
  6. Not be able to open any closed doors (locked or unlocked) or not be able to close any open doors?
  7. Be an amazing artist or a brilliant mathematician?
  8. Be held in high regard by your parents or your friends?
  9. Go to any theme park in the world for free for the rest of your life or eat for free at any drive through restaurant for the rest of your life?
  10. Lose the ability to read or lose the ability to speak?
  11. Have a golden voice or a silver tongue?
  12. Be able to control animals (but not humans) with your mind or control electronics with your mind?
  13. Be attractive but stupid or intelligent but ugly?
  14. Balding but fit or overweight but with a full head of hair?
  15. See what was behind every closed door or be able to crack into any safe?
  16. Fight King Kong or a T-Rex?
  17. Have your genitals removed or gain 200 lbs for the rest of your life?
  18. Be a porn star or a bum?
  19. Surf the waves or the internet?
  20. Have true love or a million dollars?

20 Tricky Would You Rather Questions For Couples

Would you rather…

  1. Drink a cup of cooking fat or eat a gallon of ice cream?
  2. Have a sweat problem or bad breath?
  3. Be completely hairy all over or completely bald?
  4. Invent a cure for cancer or have everlasting youth?
  5. Know the history of every object you touched or be able to talk to animals?
  6. Be a reverse centaur or a reverse mermaid/merman?
  7. Have everyone laugh at your jokes but not find anyone else’s jokes funny or have no one laugh at your jokes but you still find other people’s jokes funny?
  8. Have free WiFi wherever you go or be able to drink unlimited free coffee at any coffee shop?
  9. Live in a busy neighborhood with a great view or deep in the woods with complete privacy?
  10. Take a guided tour of Europe (with a tour bus and a schedule) or wander around on your own without a guide who speaks the native languages?
  11. Do work that involves detail or big ideas?
  12. Marry someone with a large penis or a large wallet?
  13. Marry someone who was beautiful and frigid or someone who was ugly with the sexual morals of an alley cat?
  14. Receive anal sex or drink vomit?
  15. Date someone who was vain or someone who didn’t take care of themselves?
  16. Be a clown or a priest?
  17. Have enormous ears or an enormous nose?
  18. Have one partner or multiple partners?
  19. Talk with me about someone you fancy or fantasize about it secretly in your mind?
  20. Watch a girl on girl or guy on guy video, to turn yourself on?

20 Amusing Would You Rather Questions For Couples

Would you rather…

  1. Be a dung beetle or a skunk?
  2. Parachute out of an airplane, go deep sea diving, or go potholing?
  3. Be able to fly, be invisible, read people’s minds, or have super strength?
  4. Eat your dog or eat a family member?
  5. Gly in the Hindenburg or sail on the Titanic?
  6. Be in a relationship with someone who never argues or someone who never hugs?
  7. Live in the wilderness far from civilization or live on the streets of a city as a homeless person?
  8. The general public think you are a horrible person but your family be very proud of you or your family think you are a horrible person but the general public be very proud of you?
  9. Be completely invisible for one day or be able to fly for one day?
  10. Have a horrible job, but be able to retire comfortably in 10 years or have your dream job, but have to work until the day you die?
  11. Be constantly tired no matter how much you sleep or constantly hungry no matter what you eat?
  12. Work very hard at a rewarding job or hardly have to work at a job that isn’t rewarding?
  13. Have it with my best friend, or with your best friend?
  14. Swallow or spit?
  15. Be on top or underneath?
  16. Have it with someone or watch someone having it?
  17. Be reincarnated as a fly or just cease to exist after you die?
  18. Have a criminal justice system that actually works and is fair or an administrative government that is free of corruption?
  19. Lose your non-dominant hand or your dominant foot?
  20. Live in a Utopia as a normal person or in a Dystopia but you are the supreme ruler?

20 Amazing Would You Rather Questions For Couples

Would you rather…

  1. Be a genius nobody believes, or an idiot everyone believes?
  2. Have unlimited sushi for life or unlimited tacos for life?
  3. Be unable to use search engines or unable to use social media?
  4. Give up bathing for a month or give up the internet for a month?
  5. Never use social media sites / apps again or never watch another movie or TV show?
  6. Be the first person to explore a planet or be the inventor of a drug that cures a deadly disease?
  7. Find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?
  8. Be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?
  9. Know when you are going to die or how you are going to die?
  10. Suddenly be elected a senator or suddenly become a CEO of a major company. (you won’t have any more knowledge about how to do either job than you do right now.)
  11. Lose all of your memories from birth to now or lose your ability to make new long term memories?
  12. Have a personal chef or a housekeeper?
  13. Sit on a beach for a week or go on a outward bound type adventure vacation?
  14. Confess your crimes in front of your children or commit the crime in front of your children?
  15. Have a penis on your forehead or an elephant’s tail?
  16. Walk over burning coals or through feces?
  17. Be reborn as a person or an animal?
  18. Be the funniest person everyone knows or the most attractive?
  19. Go to jail for 10 years or a toxic relationship for 20?
  20. Be a centaur or a mermaid/man?

20 Would You Rather Questions For Couples Seeking Fun

Would you rather…

  1. Know what time it is without a clock or always know exactly where you are without a map?
  2. Go for a year without television or books?
  3. Have it with the lights on or off?
  4. Have your pet lick you or a total stranger?
  5. Fight a bull or be the bull?
  6. Fight with your mother as a child or Mike Tyson as an adult?
  7. Receive an oral or give it?
  8. Do romantic things or try out some new kinky ideas?
  9. End a first date with it or with a passionate kiss?
  10. Be caught cheating or catch your spouse cheating?
  11. Let your significant other sleep with your best friend or sleep with your significant other’s best friend?
  12. Let your spouse date your best friend or your arch enemy?
  13. Play your favorite video game for a week or have sex for a week?
  14. Watch something erotic with me, or read an erotica loud, while touching me?
  15. Be forced to dance every time you heard music or be forced to sing along to any song you heard?
  16. Have everything on your phone right now (browsing history, photos, etc.) made public to anyone who googles your name or never use a cell phone again?
  17. Wake up as a new random person every year and have full control of them for the whole year or once a week spend a day inside a stranger without having any control of them?
  18. Never get a paper cut again or never get something stuck in your eye again?
  19. Randomly time travel +/- 20 years every time you fart or teleport to a different place on earth (on land, not water) every time you sneeze?
  20. Have an awesome job in a mediocre city or a mediocre job in an awesome city?

20 Awesome Would You Rather Questions For Couples

Would you rather…

  1. travel to space or to the bottom of the sea bed?
  2. Pay for it, or get paid for it?
  3. Have it in the morning or at night?
  4. Bring another person in bed or cheat on me?
  5. Sleep with Ron Jeremy or Donald Trump?
  6. Sleep with Rosie O’Donnell or Sandra Bernard?
  7. Watch TV all day forever, or never again?
  8. Lose $1000 or lose 20 lbs?
  9. Pay for sex or get paid for sex?
  10. Stop using the internet or stop using deodorant?
  11. Have super sight or super hearing?
  12. Kiss a lion or a crocodile?
  13. Give up sex or music?
  14. Have a missing finger or an extra toe?
  15. Be buried alive or cremated alive?
  16. To change into a bird or a fish?
  17. Be addicted to chocolate, work or sex?
  18. Be stuck in a lift with a clown or a politician?
  19. Put a bees nest or a wolverine down your pants?
  20. Be three feet or nine feet tall?

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