Hilarious Pick Up Lines Collection [200+ Hilarious Pick Up Lines]

Hilarious Pick Up Lines

Here is a collection of the most hilarious pickup lines. We all understand that the majority pick up lines don’t work, they’re both weird and awful. However, they’re smart at making others laugh, and everybody is aware that humor is a very important part of communication. Try them and see how it goes.

Hilarious pick up lines are always handy because you never know when you’re going to meet the person of your dreams. And you may only get that one chance to make your mark.

For this reason, it’s a good idea to always have ready some really good pick up lines that work.

Hilarious Pick Up Lines

Hilarious Pick Up Lines

  • Are you African? because you are a’frican babe!

  • If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion.

  • My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

  • Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime.

  • Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!

  • Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

  • Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

  • I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

  • 8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and I end up with you

  • Are your eyes ike? Because I’m lost in them!

  • Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!

  • Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!

  • You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U.

  • Are you an omelet? Because you’re making me eggcited.

  • Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!

  • Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause I’m Lovin it!

  • You look ill. You must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.

  • Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

  • Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a meltdown.

  • Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real

  • I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

  • Are you from Mexico because I think you’re the Juan for me!

  • Are you related to Yoda because yodalicious!

  • Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

  • Are u a sea lion? Because I want to see u lion in my bed later!

  • Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.


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Best Hilarious Pick Up Lines

  • Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!

  • You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

  • Are you harembes enclosure? Cause I’ll drop a kid inside of you!

  • Kanye feel the love tonight?

  • Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

  • Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

  • Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!

  • Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?

  • Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special

  • If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

  • Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection!

  • You are almost as hot as my mom.

  • I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

  • She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.

  • My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

  • You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

  • Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

  • Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

  • You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

  • Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

  • Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”

  • Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

  • Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

  • I’m in a Boyband called the Wrong Direction.

  • Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

  • You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

Top Hilarious Pick Up Lines

  • Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

  • How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

  • You make me wish I weren’t gay!

  • You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.

  • Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

  • You MUST have a nice personality.

  • You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.

  • Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

  • You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

  • You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

  • What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

  • Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘D’ cause you’ll get that later!

  • What size shoe you wear baby girl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!

  • You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

  • Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

  • What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be the beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

  • What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

  • Which is easier? You get into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

  • I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

  • You’d be so much cuter if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!

  • Do you like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.

  • Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

Cute And Hilarious Pick Up Lines

  • What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

  • With the great penis, comes great responsibility.

  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

  • With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of super children!

  • What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

  • This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

  • Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

  • So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

  • Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

  • Can you tell me how my cum tastes?

  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

  • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

  • Our break-up is worse than the traffic in NY. I cant move-on!

  • Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

  • I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

  • Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

  • Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

  • I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.

  • Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!

  • I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

  • My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Flirty And Hilarious Pick Up Lines
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

  • Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

  • If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks

  • Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I squeeze them to find out?

  • If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

  • Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!

  • Fuck me if I’m wrong but isn’t your name Gretchen?.

  • Excuse me, I’ve seemed to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

  • Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

  • Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?

  • Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

  • I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

  • Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don’t you?

  • Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

  • F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  • Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

  • I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

  • Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

  • Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?

Best Hilarious Pick Up Lines
  • Didn’t I do your sister?

  • Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

  • Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!

  • Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz I’d sure like to Pikachu!!

  • Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?

  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

  • Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

  • Darn girl you even look good with the lights on!

  • Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

  • Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

  • Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

  • (Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?

  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

  • (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?

  • Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!

  • [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

  • Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?

  • Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

  • Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

  • Be unique and different, say yes.

  • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

  • Believe it or not, gettin’ laid is still hard when you’re this good-looking.

More Hilarious Pick Up Lines
  • Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

  • Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted.

  • Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?

  • For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

  • Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

  • Were you a square in a past life ’cause you have all the right angles.

  • Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

  • You give me caterpillars, which we all know turn into butterflies, I just don’t know you well enough yet.

Bottom Line

We’ve collected all the hilarious pick up lines on this page, will you try them? You might use them to make others smile or laugh. Perhaps you got lucky with one of them and got hold of the guy or girl you prefer. Keep in mind to share this page with your friends and family.


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