Dumb Pick Up Lines [Best 170+ Cute & Funny Pick Up Lines]

Here is a collection of funny, cheesy and dumb pick up lines and chat up lines. Remember, we can’t be held accountable for any drinks thrown in your face after you try and use a number of these.

Dumb pickup lines aren’t continuously those that offer you the specified result! If you do use any, good luck! however, take a moment to visualize if somebody else already posted i.

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Dumb Pick Up Lines

  1. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

  2. Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

  3. I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

  4. Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

  5. Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

  6. I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

  7. I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

  8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

  9. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

  10. You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

  11. You know what would look great on you? Me.

  12. Can I read your T-shirt in brail?

  13. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

  14. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

  15. I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

  16. Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

  17. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

  18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

  19. The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

  20. Baby, you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

  21. Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

  22. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

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  23. I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

  24. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

  25. You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

  26. If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

  27. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

  28. If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

  29. All those curves! And me with no brakes!

  30. Can I even get a fake number?

  31. Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

  32. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

  33. Your mom was pretty good, so I figured you would be too.

  34. I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

  35. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I’m checking you out.

  36. Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

  37. Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

  38. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

  39. If I told you-you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

  40. You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

  41. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

  42. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

  43. If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

  44. Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.

  45. I lost my number, can I have yours?

  46. Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle

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  47. Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

  48. Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

  49. Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

  50. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

  51. Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?

  52. I know I’m a perfect stranger. So let me introduce myself. I’m ________. See? Now I’m just perfect.

  53. You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful.

  54. Hi, my name’s James. Let’s Bond.

  55. Good thing I brought my library card… ’cause I can’t stop checking you out.

  56. [In a coffee shop] Are you drinking some hot tea? ‘Cause you certainly are a hottie.

  57. Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

  58. I’m sorry, were you talking to me?” [No.] “Well then, please start.

  59. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

  60. I lost my number, can I have yours?

  61. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

  62. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

  63. So last night, I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.

  64. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

  65. Are you a camera? ‘Cause every time I look at you, I smile.

  66. You’re pretty. I’m cute. Together, we’d be pretty cute.

  67. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

  68. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

  69. “Are you part beaver? Because of daaaaam.”

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  70. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

  71. You: “How much does a polar bear weigh?” Her: “Uh, I don’t know. How much?” You: “Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m ___________”

  72. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.

  73. You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.

  74. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

  75. Hey, this Halloween, how ’bout you and I were boyfriend and girlfriend?

  76. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have 5 cents

  77. Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?”

  78. Hi, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

  79. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.

  80. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

  81. See that door? Let’s go out.

  82. You’re like the lyrics to my favorite song; hard to forget and always on my mind.

  83. Can I take a picture of you to show Santa what I want for Christmas?

  84. Are you a magician? ‘Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

  85. Excuse me… Do you have a pen? [She says yes.] Good, write down my number.

  86. How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl here?”

  87. Are you a carbon sample? ‘Cause I want to date you.

  88. (extend your hand) Excuse me, would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

  89. Hi, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the worst dumb pick up lines. So, do you think it’s: ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hi, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the worst pick up lines’?”

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  90. You know what you’d look great in? My arms.

  91. I’m pretty great at Algebra; I can make your X disappear and you’ll never need to know Y.

  92. If I was a superhero, I’d be BlanketMan, ’cause I got you covered.

  93. You: “I’m invisible. Can you see me?” Her: “uh… yeah?” You: “What about tomorrow night?”

  94. (pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, Miss? I see you dropped your name tag.

  95. What are the odds of you being in my favor?

  96. Is your name Mickey?… because you’re so FINE!

  97. Are you from Utah? ‘Cause I want U-Tah to date me.

  98. If you were a hamburger at McDonald’s, you’d be a McGorgeous.

  99. Can I tell you your fortune? (take her hand and write your phone number on it.)Your future is clear.

  100. Okay, I’m here. What were your other two wishes?

  101. How come you’re not on top of the Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belong.

  102. You: “Did it hurt?” Her: “Did what hurt?” You: “When you fell from Heaven?”

  103. I would offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smokin’ hot.

  104. I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m actually Batman!

  105. Was that an earthquake…. Or did you just rock my world?

  106. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

  107. Was your dad a boxer? ‘Cause you’re a knockout.

  108. You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment. Want to help prove him wrong?

  109. You: “Excuse me, you dropped something” Her: “What?” You: “My jaw.”

  110. Are you Australian? ‘Cause you meet all of my koala-fications.

  111. My name’s Han and I really don’t wanna fly solo tonight.

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  112. You know what you and the weather have in common? You’re both hot.

  113. (in a Joey Tribiani accent) How you doin’?

  114. Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

  115. You must be Jamaican because of Jamaican me crazy.

  116. What’cha doing for the rest of your life?

  117. I wanted you to know… if you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.

  118. Did we take a class together? No? I swore you and I had chemistry….

  119. Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.

  120. If you were a Facebook status, I would like you.

  121. Hey, could you touch my arm? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

  122. Are you a tangerine? ‘Cause you certainly are a cutie.

  123. I’ve heard you like water. That’s good – you already like 70% of me.

  124. Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mmmm good!

  125. Do you have a jersey? ‘Cause I need your name and number.

  126. If you were a fruit, you’d be a Fineapple!

  127. Want to get some coffee? ‘Cause I like you a latte.

  128. Your eyes are as blue as the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

  129. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

  130. I might as well call you “Google” ’cause you have everything I’m searching for.

  131. I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

  132. Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

  133. Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

  134. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

  135. If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

  136. Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle

  137. Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

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  138. What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!

  139. I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.

  140. The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire…for you.

  141. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”

  142. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

  143. “Somebody call the cops because it is got to be illegal to look that good!”

  144. “You shouldn’t wear makeup. Its messing with perfection!”

  145. “There is something wrong with my cellphone, it doesn’t have your number in it!”

  146. “Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh, wait, it’s just a sparkle!”

  147. “Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel!”

  148. “There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you!”

  149. “Was your father an alien? Because there is nothing like you, not his earth!”

  150. “Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!”

  151. “Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!”

  152. “I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away!”

  153. “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

  154. “You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae!”

  155. “Excuse me, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you?”

  156. “See these keys? I wish I had one for your heart!”

  157. “Hey, girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”

  158. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”

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  159. “Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

  160. Did you fart? As you just blew me away!”

  161. “Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I falling for you!”

  162. “If you were a new hamburger at Macdonalds, you would be McGorgeous!”

  163. “Do you have a quarter? My mother said told me to come home when I met the girl of my dreams!”

  164. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

  165. “If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I want you for Christmas!”

  166. “Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend!”

  167. “People call me Jake, but you can call me tonight!”

  168. “A boy gives you 12 roses, 11 real and one fake! He says ‘I will stop loving you when all the roses die!’”

  169. “Can you take me to the Bakery because I want a Cutie Pie like you!”

  170. Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.

  171. Hey, baby wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

  172. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

  173. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

  174. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

  175. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

  176. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

  177. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

  178. Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.

  179. Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

In The End:

Delivered correctly, these crummy pick up lines are an excellent way to make a lady laugh. Remember: If you’ll make a lady smile and laugh you’re already halfway to winning her over!

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