Pick Up Lines for Guys: 90 Funny, Smooth and Cheesy Openers

Why use a pick up line on a guy?

A pick up line is a shortcut past the awkward silence. Instead of hovering nearby and hoping he notices you, you give him something fun to respond to. Even if the line is ridiculous, the message underneath is clear: I noticed you, and I'd like to talk.

Many guys find being approached flattering precisely because it doesn't happen often. A playful line also takes the pressure off both of you. If he's interested, he'll play along. If he's not, the light tone makes it easy to laugh and move on with no hard feelings.

Smooth pick up lines for guys

1. I was going to wait for you to come say hi, but I'm not that patient.
2. Is it just me, or are we the only two people here worth talking to?
3. You look like trouble. Luckily, I'm a problem solver.
4. I'm not usually this forward, but you seem worth the exception.
5. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next date.
6. I've been trying to come up with a great line for ten minutes. Let's just skip to the part where you tell me your name.
7. Let's make a deal: you buy the first round, I'll buy the second, and we'll see who wins at conversation.
8. You have the kind of smile that makes people forget what they were about to say. Case in point.
9. My friends dared me to talk to the cutest guy here. Thanks for making it easy.
10. Excuse me, I think you owe me a drink. When I saw you, I dropped mine.
11. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your favorite spot? Bonus points if you show me.
12. You seem like someone with great stories. Tell me your best one.
13. I usually don't believe in fate, but I'm willing to be convinced.
14. I'm writing a list of reasons to stay out late tonight. You're number one.
15. Want to play a game? I'll guess your name, and if I'm wrong, you have to tell me.
16. You've been looking over here for a while. I figured I'd save you the walk.
17. Is your name Ryan? Because you're definitely my type. (Swap in his actual name later.)
18. You've got great taste in music. I know because you're standing by the best speaker.
19. If you were looking for a sign to talk to me, this is it.
20. I don't have a line. I just think you're cute.

Funny pick up lines for guys

1. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.
2. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
3. Is your shirt made of boyfriend material?
4. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to my prayers. And to my question about who's sharing these nachos.
5. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
6. Aside from being incredibly attractive, what do you do for a living?
7. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. They clearly haven't stood next to you.
8. I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. Okay, maybe just your Friday night.
9. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
10. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
11. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
12. Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.
13. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
14. Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one. Kidding. Mostly.
15. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
16. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
17. Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours. In a non-creepy way, I promise.
18. Your dog is adorable, but I'm here to talk to you.
19. Do you work out? Because you're running laps in my head.
20. I'd flirt with you, but I'm already too busy losing at not staring.

Cheesy pick up lines for guys

1. Are you a magician? Because abracadabra, everyone else disappeared.
2. I must be in a museum, because you're truly a work of art.
3. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been looking for.
4. Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
5. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you're the guy I've been looking for.
6. Are you a dream? Because I don't want to wake up.
7. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
8. Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm.
9. If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
10. Are you an astronaut? Because you're out of this world.
11. You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show my mom.
12. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
13. Life without you would be like a broken pencil: pointless.
14. Are you a thief? Because you just stole the whole show.
15. I'm no electrician, but I can light up your day.

Pick up lines for sporty and outdoorsy guys

1. Do you lift? Because you've raised my standards.
2. Are you a personal trainer? Because I'm already feeling the burn.
3. Is your name Gatorade? Because you're my thirst quencher after a long day.
4. You must be a basketball player, because you've got me falling head over heels for your shot.
5. Are you a goalkeeper? Because you've caught my eye.
6. I'd let you take me out to the ball game. Peanuts and Cracker Jack are on me.
7. Do you run? Because I'm ready to chase you for your number.
8. Are you a mountain? Because I'd climb every hiking trail just to see your view.
9. Are you a trail map? Because I'd follow you anywhere.
10. Are you the end of a marathon? Because I've been looking for you this whole time.
11. You must play golf, because you've got me teed up for a date.
12. Are you a quarterback? Because you just passed my vibe check.
13. Want to spot me? I'm about to lift my courage and ask you out.
14. You're like a good protein shake: I'd want you after every workout.
15. Are we on the same team? Because I feel like we'd make a great pair.

Bold and direct lines

Sometimes the best line isn't a line at all. These are confident and clear, which many guys find especially attractive.

1. Hi, I'm [your name]. I thought you looked interesting and wanted to say hello.
2. I'd love to buy you a drink and find out if your personality matches your smile.
3. I think you're really attractive. Want to grab coffee sometime?
4. You seem fun. Want to come hang out with my friends and me?
5. I've been trying to work up the nerve to talk to you. So, hi.
6. Can I steal you for a conversation? I promise to give you back.
7. Honestly? You're the reason I came over here. What's your name?
8. I'd regret not saying hi, so here I am.
9. Do you want to get out of this line and go somewhere quieter to talk?
10. You seem like someone I'd like to know. Can I get your number?

Pick up lines for guys over text or dating apps

1. Your profile says you love tacos. I'm going to need your top three spots, ranked.
2. Quick question: is it possible to be this cute and also good at cooking? Asking for research.
3. I swiped right so fast I almost dropped my phone.
4. You had me at "dog dad."
5. Let's skip the "hey" and go straight to: what's your most controversial food opinion?
6. Two truths and a lie, go. I'll guess, and if I win, you owe me a coffee date.
7. Your photos are great, but your bio is what made me stop scrolling.
8. I see you like hiking. Is that a hobby, or a sneaky way to get people to follow you?
9. I was going to wait for you to message first, but where's the fun in that?
10. On a scale of one to ten, how ready are you for the best conversation you'll have on this app?

Once you've matched and the chat is rolling, our tips on how to start a conversation with a guy over text will help keep the momentum going.

How to use these pick up lines for guys

• Smile and own it. Confidence turns a corny line into a charming one. If you laugh at yourself a little, he'll laugh with you.
• Match the line to him. Use a sporty line on the guy in a jersey, a bookish one at the bookstore, a foodie line at the farmers market.
• Follow up fast. After the line, introduce yourself and ask a real question about him. Our list of questions to ask a guy to get to know him is perfect here.
• Watch his reaction. If he leans in and plays along, great. If he gives short answers or turns away, wish him a good night and move on with your head high.
• Keep it respectful. Light, playful lines are fun; anything crude with a stranger usually isn't.

Find your next favorite line

Pick up lines for guys are all about fun, courage and a little chemistry. Choose a few that match your personality, practice them once or twice, and let them open the door to a genuine connection. Want more? Try our cheesy pickup lines for him or browse the full pickup lines collection.