Pick Up Lines For Guys – Cheesy & Funny Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines For Guys

We haven’t stuck within the 1950’s anymore ladies! Once you are out on the city and a dashing guy catches your eye, it’s up to you to form the first move. Though pick up lines for guys are often corny, they still work to break the ice.

A bit of laughter will be an excellent way to introduce yourself to a man and get to understand him a bit higher. Strive one of these hundred plus pick up lines for guys.

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Pick Up Lines For Guys

  1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

  2. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

  3. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

  4. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

  5. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

  6. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

  7. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

  8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

  9. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

  10. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

  11. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

  12. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

  13. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

  14. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

  15. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

  16. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

  17. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

  18. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

  19. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

  20. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

  21. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

  22. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

  23. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

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  24. Did it hurt? When did you fall from heaven?

  25. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

  26. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

  27. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

  28. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

  29. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

  30. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

  31. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

  32. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

  33. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

  34. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

  35. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

  36. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

  37. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

  38. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

  39. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

  40. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

  41. You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!

  42. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

  43. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

  44. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

  45. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

  46. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

  47. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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  48. Did the cops arrest you earlier? Because it’d have to be illegal to look that great.
    True, this one is a bit corny, but it works. Guys do not expect a girl to use a pickup line, so it is a great way to start a conversation and get him laughing.

  49. You make me melt like an ice cream cone in the summer sun.
    Put the ball in his court. He knows you’re interested and now it is up to him to respond. Plus, with a line like this, you take the pressure off of him. With this line, he knows that he can relax and enjoy a drink or two in your company.

  50. You are ugly, but you interest me.
    This is not for everyone. Ladies who like a crueler sense of humor may be drawn to this line.

  51. If I had a lily for every thought I had of you, I would spend forever in my garden.
    You’re in. You told him that he is attractive and now it is up to him to respond.

  52. I know a girl who is interested in you. If I was not so terribly shy, I’d let you know.
    For the shy lady, this is a way to gently broach the subject.

  53. Hey, you were great on TV last night.
    Start with this and follow with the name of an actor that looks like him. He will probably know you were joking, but everyone loves to be mistaken for movie stars.

  54. Are you as gorgeous on the inside as you are on the outside
    Okay, this one is a little gross if you read too much into it. It gets your point across though and can quickly get you started on wooing your new love interest.

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  55. I might not be the most attractive lady here, but I am the only one speaking with you.
    A little insulting in a way, but most guys will take this in stride.

  56. You are like the best coffee: tall, dark and strong.
    Confidence is an attractive thing for a girl. With lines like this, you are showing him what you want and making your move.

  57. You are hotter than a sunburn.
    Straight to the point and honest, this can be an effective pickup line for girls.

  58. Aren’t you the guy who was going to get me a drink?
    If he buys the drink for you, you know you’ve won.

  59. If I said I worked for FedEx, would you let me handle your package?
    Use this line if you plan on bringing him home tonight. If you want to save it for a second date, a less blunt line would be advisable.

  60. Hello, gorgeous. I’m like a tropical island. I am hot, wet and ready for visitors.
    Straight to the point, but a little blunt for some ladies.

  61. You look familiar. Are you a model?
    Compliments are always a positive way to start a conversation.

  62. Is that a keg in your pants?
    The normal response is: No, why? In answer, ladies should say, “Because I want to tap that.”

  63. Did you just come out of the oven? Because man, you are hot!
    Corny but honest, this line will get your message across clearly.

  64. Boy, I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.This only works, of course, if he saw the Flintstones as a child. For the one percent of people who have not, switch to another pickup line quickly.

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  65. Are you tired? Because you have been running across my mind all night.
    Cute and simple, this pickup line is sure to catch his attention. It may have been overused during the 1990s, but it still is a classic pickup line for new love interests.

  66. Hey, can you take a picture with me? I want to make my ex-jealous.
    Interested in a rebound? This line signals your interest while warning him away from a long-term arrangement.

  67. So, tell me: how does it feel to look so great?
    Everyone loves to hear how great they look. Let him know that you are interested in and give his ego a gentle boost. Ego a gentle boost.

  68. You’ve been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!

  69. I’ve looked for a man with a VCR, and I’ve finally found the perfect one … that’s a Very Cute Rear by the way.

  70. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.

  71. If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

  72. Can you give me directions … to your heart?

  73. Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you’re hot!

  74. Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.

  75. Don’t be so picky … I wasn’t!

  76. Falling for you would be a very short trip.

  77. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

  78. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

  79. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

  80. Oh, I am sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

  81. Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

  82. I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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  83. I wish I were a tear so, I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

  84. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

  85. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

  86. You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

  87. You know what would look great on you? Me.

  88. Can I read your T-shirt in brail?

  89. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

  90. Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

  91. Were you arrested earlier? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

  92. Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess) … Robert???

  93. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

  94. Hi! I like your skirt/top/shoes.

  95. Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I just hurt my leg when I fell for you.

  96. I don’t know your name but I’m sure it is as beautiful as you are.

  97. Hi! You sure are the cutest girl in the room.

  98. Wait, something is really wrong with my cell phone. I’m not sure what happened but your number is not in it. May I have it again?

  99. I think your hand looks heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?

  100. Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?

  101. Damn, you’re so gorgeous you made me forget what my pick up line was.

  102. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

  103. Your name must be Daisybecause I have the urge to plant you right here.

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  104. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

  105. You thought you don’t have a chance with me? You’re completely wrong.

  106. May I borrow your phone? Girl: Why? Boy: I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.

  107. I’ll give you a minute to give me your phone number. After that, you can forget about going out with me.

  108. Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

  109. Boy: (While she’s leaving) Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? Girl: What? Boy: Me

  110. I think you’re the next beautiful contestant in the game of love.

  111. If you were a vegetable, you would be called cute cucumber.

  112. If being beautiful was a crime, you’d surely be guilty as charged.

  113. You know what? Your eyes are the exact color of my Porsche.

  114. Boy: Do you have the time? Girl: What time? Boy: The time to write down my number (or to go out with me)?

  115. Boy: May I ask directions? Girl: Sure, to where? Boy: To your heart?

  116. Do you know karate, because your body kicks in!

  117. Do you like my sweater? It’s boyfriend material.

  118. Damn, I just lost my phone number. Is it okay to have yours, instead?

  119. Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way of here.

  120. These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.

  121. Boy: I bet your feet are feeling tired now. Girl: Why? Boy: Because you’ve been running through my mind day and night.

  122. If I’d say that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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