Valentines Day Pick Up Lines: Cheesy Pick-up Lines for Valentine’s Day

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

Roses and chocolates are the necessary gifts that you simply ought to give your bae on Valentine’s Day. However, it goes all the year-long however Valentine’s Day is that the most special day for lovers. however, beside Roses and her favorite chocolates, you should’ve one thing totally different to impress her and if it’d be cheesy, what’s higher than it. Your valentine day is on! All the places within the city for hanging up are occupied either by couples who already fallen in love or singles who’re trying to find the one. No matter, you belong to a former or latter class, however, Valentines day pick up lines can assist you in flirt during a cool and spectacular method.

You may either utter these Valentines day one-liners face to face or write about the love card is also a good idea to tempt her. These Valentines day pick up lines are humorous with the small add-on of love to develop the sense of intimacy between the couple.

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

  • Baby, you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey’s out of business!

  • Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

  • Once you go to Cupid, the rest are just stupid!

  • When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.

  • You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman’s Sampler.

  • Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s Day.

  • The only sweet thing I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!

  • Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.

  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?

  • I’ll be your “alentine” for now, you’ll need to give me the “V” after dinner.

  • I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

  • Be mine because you’re fine.

  • I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

  • I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.

  • Baby, you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey’s out of business!

  • Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

  • When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.

  • You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman’s Sampler.

     

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

  • Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s Day.

  • The only sweet thing I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!

  • Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.

  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?

  • I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

  • Be mine because you’re fine.

  • I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

  • I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.

  • Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.

  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?

  • Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.

  • I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

  • You’re like Valentine’s candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

  • Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s Day.

  • Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?

     

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

  • I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet, I’m right here.

  • Excuse me, you just dropped something — my jaw.

  • When I look at you, I see more stars than there are in the movie Valentine’s Day.

  • The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!

  • Sorry, I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for valentine’s day but if you want something sweet and smoot I’m right here.

  • Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

  • When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.

  • Is that a cherub in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, and your booty is fine, let’s hang out.

  • I’d melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

  • Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

  • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

  • You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.

  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

  • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

  • Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

     

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

  • .. Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?

  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

  • Did it hurt? (did what hurt) When did you fall from heaven?

  • Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

  • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

  • Do you have a map? ‘Cause I just got lost in your eyes.

  • I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you!If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

  • Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you’ve been running through my mind all nightIs it hot in here, or is it just you?

  • Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel.Are you a library book? Because I’d like to check you out.

  • I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

  • I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

  • I’m trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together.Are you Gaster? Because I’m FALLING for you.

  • Hotland doesn’t even begin to compare to you, darling.

  • There’s gonna be one less BONELY girl/boy this Valentine’s Day!

  • Looks like someone needs some LOVE! I’ll share some with you.

     

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

  • I don’t need to be a dummy to be mad about you.

  • You’re a ghost, right? No? I thought you were one. Because I’d smooch you. (My own pickup line I thought of that someone probably already knows/thought of first;-:wink:

  • Let’s spaghet-out of here. Just you and me.

  • I can’t come to terms with how beautiful you are.

  • “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.” Ryan King, 11

  • “Are you the inventor of the airplane? Because you look Wright to me.” Jenna Bradford, 10

  • “I just handed you an orange. It’s because you’re lacking in Vitamin Me.” Hannah Shaefer, 10

  • “Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I found his missing angel.” Michaela Spinazze, 11

  • “Hey, did you know that the five most common letters in the English language are U, R, A, Q, T?” Brandon Stephens, 10

  • “You look like trash! Can I take you out?” Matthew Spinazze, 9

  • “Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.” Isabel Lentz, 10

  • “Baby, if you were words on a page, you would be fine print.” Emily Bingham, 10

  • “Are you from Starbucks? Because I love you a latte.” Megan Howard, 9

  • “Are you Campbell’s chicken noodle soup? Because you’re mmmm good.” Joshua Schlutow, 10

  • “Can I follow you? My mom told me to follow my dreams.” Sara Nanninga, 10

  • “I heard you’re good in Algebra. You can replace my X without asking Y.” Katie Steiner, 9

  • “Do you have a name or can I call you to mine?” Nam Huynh, 10

  • “Are you Izzie Stevens? Because you just stole my heart.” Ellie Howard, 10

     

Dumb Pick Up Lines

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

  • “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.” Sarah Nawar, 10

  • Once you get shot by Cupid, the rest look just stupid!

  • I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

  • You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman’s Sampler.

  • Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s Day.

  • “Hi, do you like this band? I SAID, HI DO YOU LIKE THIS BAND?!?”

  • “Excuse me, do you have a mobile phone I can use? I told my Mom I’d call her when I fell in love!!!”

  • “My name isn’t Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock” (ok that’s a terrible line)

  • Tap her on the shoulder: “Excuse me, you just dropped something — my jaw.”

  • Hey girl, are you OJ Simpson? Because I’d like to make a career based on getting you off when it seemed impossible.

  • Hey girl, am I reconciling with your failures? Because I’m hard right now.

  • Hey boy, are you a Secret Santa present given by a co-worker? Because at this point if it’s wrapped up, I’ll pretend it’s what I wanted.

  • Hey boy, are you the recasting of Jared Leto as “The Joker” in the Sinister Six movie? Because I think you’re fine but I’m going to be thinking about Heath Ledger the whole time.

     

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines

Valentines Day Pick Up Lines
  • Hey boy, are you Barack Obama? Because I was into you, like, years ago, and you won’t stop emailing. Also, my parents hate you.

  • Hey girl, are you whiskey shots? Because I want to do you first thing in the morning and then in the bathroom at work and I think I have a problem.

  • Hey girl, are you a self-referential joke? Because I’m doing you, sure, but you kind of hate how I’m going about it.

  • Hey boy, are you the true heir of Slytherin? Because I want to let you into the chamber of secrets, but we gotta check that tongue-work first.

  • Hey girl, am I your self-esteem and hopes? Because I’d like to steadily go down on you for years.

  • Hey boy, are you campaign finance reform? Because I’m really into you but I know it’s pretty hopeless.

  • Hey girl, are you Ello.com? Because I’d like to check you out, do you once, and then ignore your emails.

  • Hey boy, are you Donald Trump’s smug face? Because I’d like to hit it, and to hell with the consequences.

  • Hey boy/girl, are you my college debt? Because I could see being with you for the rest of my life.

  • Hey girl, are you the half-time show? Because you can be amazing, beautiful, and impressive but all I’m gonna think about is sharks.

  • Hey girl, are you a lazy joke format? Because I’d like to do you over and over and then get paid for it.

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